How Much Snacks Per?

I came up with a fantastic band name--Mia Pharaoh and the Pheromones. It's the bit that keeps on giving, "ME, a pharaoh?" OK, all joking aside, let's get serious: never listen to my jerk of a step brother Gorgid. A friend was over discussing iPhone prices (including monthly plans) when Gorgs sauntered in, "What? I could get you two for like one fives that on Spadina Streets!" Describing Olympic events, his diatribes revolve around how "exhilarating" the commercials were, how he wishes they were louder, and how much "more genius Ben Mulroney is than the other one". I highly doubt he is comparing him to Brian, let alone another human. In fact, every time people discuss politics he interrupts them to ask things like "how much snacks per? You know... per." Nobody has a clue what he means. The funnest thing he's ever done was stand up and exclaim: "Hey everybody, do the Hot Dog!" with Rufus Thomas bombast. Unfortunately, the announcement itself tired him out, so he settled for a cat nap.