Post-Presidential Nicolas Sarkozy Projects (Brainstorm)

1) Recording Serge Gainsbourg’s entire catalogue with Jack White
2) Starring in a Little Nicky remake directed by (in order of preference) a Baldwin brother, a Wayans brother, or Zach Braff
3) Setting a world record involving pizza or hot dogs
4) Convincing Eric Clapton to rededicate “Tears in Heaven” to him (otherwise settling for “Wonderful Tonight”)
5) Starting a Guess Who blog
6) Writing cryptic missed connection postings for Rob Lowe on The Craiglist